Typical, miserable Goths

News hitting the headlines today claims that true Goths are more prone to depression than the rest of us, the implication being that somehow dying one’s hair black, wearing a black coat and stacked boots with loads of buckles, occasionally going a bit over the top with the eyeliner and the deep purple lippie and hanging at Whitby Abbey will make you miserable. #BS

And, meanwhile, at Strawberry Fair 2015, your typical Goths, moping about, listening to dour music and getting all down about existence…