Classic songs with “interesting” lyrics

It’s nothing new…dodgy lyrics in popular music…

There’s the “date rape” song from 1944:

The neighbors might think – Baby, it’s bad out there
Say, what’s in this drink? – No cabs to be had out there
— Baby it’s cold outside

There’s the “know your place, woman” song from as summer long after the summer of love, 1972:

When I come home from a hard days work
And you’re waiting there, not a care in the world
See the smile a-waiting in the kitchen
Food cooking and the plates for two
— Summer breeze

There’s the “avoiding jailbait” song, 1968:

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You’re just a baby in disguise
And though you know That it’s wrong to be
Alone with me That come on look is in your eyes
— Young girl

There’s the “woman with a schoolboy” song, 1971:

Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you
It’s late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I’m being used
— Maggie May

There’s the “what’s wrong with a little kiss?” song, 1984:

Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace
— Burn bitch, burn

There’s the “really crap demand for manual stimulation” song, 1969:

Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg
— The lemon song

There’s “the Lolita excuse” song, 1980:

It’s no use, he sees her, He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in That book by Nabokov
— Don’t stand so close to me

And, finally, there’s this, which is about as subtle as an unsubtle thing, 1952:

I really get her going
When I get out my big ten inch
Record of a band that plays the blues
— Big ten inch record