“Lady Muck” on her throne. Didn’t they teach you “get down” at puppy classes? I blame the parents…

Just look at the nonchalance, the casual, dangling paw, the butter wouldn’t melt…of course it wouldn’t she’s a labrador the whole block would be swallowed before a single cluster of fatty molecules could absorb enough heat from the canine oral cavity to change phase from solid to liquid…