From Stiffkey, North Norfolk, posted by David Bradley on 7/18/2012 (5 items)
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Ever been taken up the North Norfolk Coast?
There’s a place on the coast name of Stiffkey
Which surprisingly yet rhymes with hookie
Now in near disgrace a priest of that place,
spent his time up The Smoke after nookie
This priest, must be said, was the rector
And claimed souls he would save as a lector
A girl of SoHo, took him ever so low,
Defrocked she would be, he’d inspect ‘er
The village was shocked but kept quiet
’bout those happenings, they’d cause a riot
in the street and the lane where the people are plain
But the papers they scooped up the story quite righ-ut
A court case was held, “Immoral!” they yelled and the rector was morally shaken,
thrown out of the church but escaping the birch
he frowned as reached Stiffkey quakin’
But those stuffky old folks on the North Norfolk coast,
will never admit to his truancy
They claim that it’s right, he did fight the good fight,
and it’s Stiff-Key not Stookie if you’ve fluency